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How do you throw an egg at a wall without breaking it?
Does not matter eggs do not break walls!
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Why does the French man only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is en-œuf!
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What is an egg's favorite type of coffee?
An eggspresso!
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What did the egg say to the comedian?
You crack me up!
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How do hunters like their eggs?
Poached!
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What happened to the rooster at work?
He was frierd!
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What happens when eggs get a cold?
They get a runny yolk!
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How do chickens stay fit?
By eggsercise!
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What was Christopher Columbegg?
An eggsplorer!
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How do eggs leave a building?
Through the eggsit!
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Why are eggstremists so dangerous?
Because they don't yolk around with eggsplosives!
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What train do chickens go on?
The yolk eggspress!
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How did the chicken feel after a long day?
Eggshausted!
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Why should you be careful around egg whites?
They can't take a yolk!
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What do you call a scared egg?
Terri-fried!
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Why did the egg fail school?
He did not study for the eggsam
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Why do people love having hard-boiled eggs for breakfast?
They are so hard to beat!
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Why did the celebrity egg start losing friends?
They called her a shell out!
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