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egglanding

One small step for eggs one giant leap for eggkind

- Neil armstrong

franklinegg

The only thing certain in life is egg and taxes

- Benjamin Franklin

lutheregg

I have an egg

- Martin Luther King Jr

platoegg

The greatest wealth is to live content with eggs

- Plato

einstegg

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different eggs

- Albert Einstein

ralphEgg

A great man is always willing to be an egg

- Ralph Waldo Emmerson

muhammed egg

Don't count the eggs, make the eggs count

- Muhammed Ali

le egg james

I like eggs. They make you strong

-Le bron James

winston egghill

Keep calm and carry eggs

-Winston Churchill

Julius Ceasegg

I came, I saw, I egged

- Julius Caesar

Descartegg

I think therefore I am an egg

- Rene Descartes

Elegg

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their eggs

- Eleanor Roosevelt

franklinegg

Eggs make a man healthy, wealthy and wise

- Benjamin Franklin

princess egg

Eggs are the most important things in the world

- Diana princess of Wales

lao egg

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one egg

- Lao Tzu

coco egg

The best things in life are eggs. The second best things are very eggspensive

- Coco Chanel

Mother Tersegg

Peace begins with an egg

- Mother Teresa

einstegg

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my eggs

- Albert Einstein

Nelson mandellegg

Eggs are the most powerful weapons you can use to change the world

- Nelson Mandella

Thomas Egginson

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent eggs

- Thomas A Edison

George Oregg

Egg is watching you

- George Orwell

einstegg

If you want to live a happy life,tie it to an egg,not people or things

- Albert Einstein

Will Egg

Eggs don't change a person they merely amplify what was already there

- Will Smith

Egganor Roosevelt

If eggs where predictable it would cease to be eggs,and be without flavour

- Elanor Roosevelt

Ernest Hemingegg

In order to write about life first you must crack it

- Ernest Hemingway

soregg

Eggs are not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced

- Soren Kierkegaard

socraegg

The unexamined egg is not worth eating

- Socrates

opregg

Turn your wounds into eggs

- Oprah Winfrey

Eggton John

Live for each egg without hesitation

- Elton John

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